4-4 - Mid-life crisis - 44 and time to get that sports car you’ve always dreamed of.

4♣-4♠ - Dark Vader - Lord of the Sith, dark fours.

6-6-6 - Sign of the beast - scary kid on a tricycle.

9-5 - Dolly Parton - working nine to five, what a way to make a living.

A-4 - The Ladyboy - Looks like a pair of Aces at first, but on closer inspection…

A-K – Anna Kournikova – Looks great doesn’t play very well.